What not to do
Did i mention about the Dior Prefect's determination to have the heating on 24 hours a day? Here is a list of other things that he does that annoys me:
1. Heating on all the bloody time
2. Toilet paper in the toilet (like, unused toilet paper)
3. Spending 75% of the time in the bathroom (there's four of us in the house, so we should get 25% each)
4. Leaving the tv on standby, instead of turning it off properly
5. Leaving the digital box on the ITV News channel or FTN or some other shite music channel
6. Having a badge that says 'Dior Prefect'
7. Having an ugly, fetid, smelly fur blanket that he leaves in the lounge spread out over the sofa
8. Stealing half my shelf in the fridge and putting the most god-awful food on it
Many more will come i'm sure. I'm not copying the Reasons I Hate My Housemate blog. So there.

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