My projected day

7.30am: got up, waited for whoever was in the bathroom to get out, smoked a cigarette while waiting, also made a cup of tea which didn't help the bladder situation.
7.45am: shower, second cup of tea, second cigarette, spent some time with Natasha Kaplinski and Carol Kirkwood.
8.20am: bus to work.
9.00am - 5.20pm: work.

Excellent. This is what blogging is about.

So loads of people got crushed and one man got stabbed rushing to buy Ikea's £45 leather sofas. I wonder what Douglas Coupland would make of that. It's also nice to see that Charles and Camila are getting married. It leaves me warm inside.