Define: idiot

Two people were in the shower during my alloted time this morning. Not together, but one after the other. Bastards. Much as i love steamy smelly bathrooms with hair all over the bath, it's not ideal first thing in the morning.
Had a big go at someone i live with re: putting loads of toilet paper down the toilet. I was threatening him with making him unblock it if it got blocked, which it didn't. Damn. If the little tyke wants to spend so much time in the bathroom why doesn't he ever clean it. In fact, why doesn't he ever do anything round the house? Fucking 'Dior Prefect'.

Do you want a fight? I'll even hold your coat for you. Meet you outside at four, we'll have a quick scrap and then go home for The Simpsons.