Snowballs

Was supposed to be at least 2cm of snow this morning. Barely even 2 nanomillimetres.I walk past a building site on the way to work. Today one of the workmen threw a snowball at me, which landed about five foot away from me. Stupid dumbass. If he'd stayed at school and got some qualifications he would have hit me, instead of being a stupidhead working on a building site because he's so dumb. At five o'clock he probably replaces his hard hat with a burberry cap and gets in his nova listening to Sean Paul to drive home to the bedsit he shares with his mother in Cotteridge.