Work/life balance #2

My contract at work runs out at the end of June. I know it seems a long time away, but i am becoming very despondent. Anyone want to offer me a job? Something cool, good pay, great benefits and holidays. Good looking colleagues.
I'm going to do my CV soon, so you can see what i have to offer. If you want me working for you (i'm great at everything) mail me for a copy of the cv. I'd love to work for you. Thanks!